I was standing at a bar when …
I was standing at a bar and this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, „Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says „No, why the fu*k you ask me that? Is it because I Chinese ?
„No”, I said, „It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little prick.”!